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A Muscle Boat Powered By Human Fat? Biofuel Lunacy 1

Posted by Richard Conniff on February 7, 2015

Incredibly loud and stupid, made even stupider.

Incredibly loud and stupid, made even stupider.

This is a piece I wrote for Smithsonian in 2007, as the biofuel movement was really taking off. I was a skeptic, and it has of course turned out to be far more destructive than I imagined.  (Palm oil and orangutans, anyone? Or how about Roundup-ready corn and the demise of Monarch butterflies?) I think I’ve posted it here before. But I’m doing so again because the biofuel movement is still crazy after all these years, and because of a new study showing just how brainless it really is.  Here’s the first of five parts:

I first started to think that the biofuels movement might be slipping into la-la land when I spotted a news item early this year about a 78-foot powerboat named Earthrace. In the photographs, the boat looked like a cross between Howard Hughes’ Spruce Goose and a Las Vegas showgirl. Skipper Pete Bethune, a former oil industry engineer from New Zealand, was trying to set a round-the-world speed record running his 540-horsepower engine solely on biodiesel.

Along the way, he spread the word that, as one report put it, “it’s easy to be environmentally friendly, even in the ostentatious world of powerboating.”

Well, it depends on what you mean by “easy.” Bethune’s biodiesel came mostly from soybeans. But “one of the great things about biodiesel,” he declared, is that “it can be made from so many different sources.” To prove it, his suppliers had concocted a dollop of the fuel for Earthrace from human fat, including some liposuctioned from the intrepid skipper’s own backside.

Given the global obesity epidemic, that probably seemed like a sustainable resource. You could almost imagine NASCAR fans lining up for a chance to

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